Of course, it would have been quite refreshing if Mr. Moynihan would have gone on to say...


"We don't put the banks money at risk. At B of A we're old school, we prefer to rip-off our customers the "old fashioned" way. We like to nick our customers to death with inflated over-draft fees, and abuse them with improper, robo-signed mortgage foreclosures. We especially enjoy taking advantage of minorities, by selling them riskier sub-prime mortgages, even though they qualify for safer fixed-rate ones. And then to top it off, we like to reward our executives whom implement these policies with inordinately high executive compensation, and keep it a secret from the shareholders. However, we are extremely circumspect and conservative, when it comes to investing the bank's capital."


However; Hell hasn't frozen over yet, so I don't think we'll ever actually hear Mr. Moynihan, utter the truth.